Well, well, well, look what we got here, singers with goatees. My oh my, these fellas sure do love their chin hair, don’t they? Makes ’em look like billy goats, some of ’em. But hey, who am I to judge? I reckon a little hair on the chin never hurt nobody. Let me tell ya ’bout some of these singers with goatees I seen on that magic picture box.
Country Singers With Goatees
Now, you take that Blake Shelton fella. He’s a country boy, sings them country songs. Always got a bit of stubble there, ain’t he? Not a full goatee, but close enough. Reminds me of my old man, always had a bit of scratch on his face. I tell you, them country singers, they like their beards, I’ve seen Willie Nelson, now that man got a beard, and Chris Stapleton too, another one with a face full of hair, that one can sing though!
- Blake Shelton – he got that little bit of scruff.
- Willie Nelson – now that’s a real beard!
- Chris Stapleton – sings good, and got a beard to match.
- Brad Paisley – I seen him on that TV with his goatee.
That Brad Paisley, he’s another one, always seen him with that patch of hair under his lip. They call it a goatee, fancy name for it. Looks alright on him, I suppose. Makes him look a little more… I don’t know… like he’s got somethin’ to say. He sings them songs ’bout love and life and whatnot. Not my cup of tea, but the young folks seem to like him.
Rock Singers With Goatees
Then you got them rock and roll fellas. Lord have mercy, some of them look like they haven’t seen a razor in years! But they sure can make a racket with them guitars. There’s that Rob Zombie, my stars he’s got a lot of hair, got it on his chin too, a long one, a real goatee. And that Kerry King, goodness, he’s got it too, these fellas all looking like mountain men if you ask me. But I reckon it goes with that loud music they play.
- Rob Zombie – a real wild one, that one.
- Kerry King – another one with a long one.
I seen pictures of these fellas, all dressed up in black, with their long hair and their goatees. Looks like they’re tryin’ to scare somebody! But I guess that’s the style these days. Back in my day, men kept their faces clean-shaven. Except for maybe a little mustache. But times change, I suppose.
Other Singers With Goatees
That Idris Elba, now he’s a handsome man, ain’t he? He’s got that little goatee thing goin’ on too. Looks good on him, I gotta say. He’s an actor, and a singer. Got his hands in a little bit of everything. He’s not afraid to try new things, like them goatees, I tell you.
And then that Brad Pitt, he’s been around a while. He’s had that goatee for years. Makes him look distinguished, I reckon. He’s a good-lookin’ fella, even with that hair on his chin. I heard he is over 50, you wouldn’t know it looking at him, that goatee makes him look young!
- Idris Elba – He’s a looker, that one.
- Brad Pitt – Been around forever, still got that goatee.
You know, it’s funny, ain’t it? How a little patch of hair on a man’s chin can make such a difference. Makes ’em look tougher, or more stylish, or whatever they’re goin’ for. I remember when that fella, what’s his name, the one from the Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, used to dress up like a man. Now she was something else, a real powerful singer. I heard she’s still doing her thing, fighting for us women folk.
Back in the old days, being famous was a big deal, a real hassle sometimes, I heard. They say that one fella, the one who sang that big hit song, he got all stressed out about being famous. Said he missed talking to regular folks. I guess being up on that stage, it’s hard to feel like you’re one of the people anymore. But these singers with goatees, I guess it’s just their style.
It is all about that goatee beard now, ain’t it? These singers and their goatees. Like I always say, live and let live. If they wanna wear a goatee, let ’em wear a goatee. It ain’t hurtin’ nobody. And some of them actually look pretty good with it, I gotta admit. These fellas and their goatee styles, it’s the “in” thing, like they say. As long as they can still sing, that’s all that matters, right? I reckon so.
