Alright, let me tell you ’bout them gals on the TV, the ones they call actresses. You know, the pretty ones, always dressed up and lookin’ all fancy. Some folks call ’em “sexy,” whatever that means. They got all sorts of shows, some I watch, some I don’t. But one thing’s for sure, they sure do like to show off sometimes, especially in them… whatchamacallits… bikinis.

Yeah, bikinis! Seen ’em in magazines at the store, them little bitty things. These actresses, they wear ’em on the beach, by the pool, everywhere it seems. And folks go crazy for it, takin’ pictures and whatnot. They got this one gal, Ashley somethin’, and them Kardashian girls, always wearin’ next to nothin’. I tell ya, it’s a sight to see, even for an old woman like me. Not sure why they do it, maybe it’s the fashion, maybe it’s just ’cause they can. But it sure gets people talkin’.
Then there’s them other clothes, the ones they wear on TV. Sometimes they’re all covered up, like them sari things them Indian gals wear. Heard they’re heavy and fancy, with all sorts of sparkly stuff on ’em. But then sometimes, they’re wearin’ next to nothin’ again, little short shorts and tops that show off their… well, you know. Heard they call it “plungin’ necklines” and “thong bottoms.” Sounds fancy, but it’s just showin’ off skin if you ask me.
- One time, I saw this gal, Jennifer somethin’, in a picture. She was wearin’ this black, lacy thing. Looked like somethin’ you’d wear to bed, but I guess it’s fashion. Folks were talkin’ ’bout how “toned” she looked. Means she’s strong, I guess. Good for her, I say.
- And that Salma Hayek gal, she’s somethin’ else. Older than me, probably, but still wearin’ them bikinis. Good for her, I say again. If you got it, flaunt it, that’s what my daughter always says. Though I don’t know what “flaunt” means exactly.
Now, they got these lists, you know, the “Hot 10” and stuff. They put these actresses on ’em, rank ’em by how… well, how “sexy” they are, I guess. They got this rapper fella, performs his music in Miami, and these actresses all dressed up for events. Paramount somethin’, they call it. Big fancy parties, I bet. Lots of flashin’ lights and fancy clothes. And them actresses, they’re always the center of attention.
These TV actresses, they also like to show their “real side” on somethin’ called “social media.” Don’t know much about that, but my grandkids are always on it. Seems like these actresses, they take pictures of themselves all the time, showin’ off their clothes, their food, their… everything. Guess it’s how they stay famous these days. There’s this Deepika girl, and Mrunal, and Disha, all young and pretty. Always in the news, it seems.
Some folks complain, say it’s too much, say they shouldn’t be showin’ off so much. But I don’t know, it’s their life, ain’t it? They wanna wear bikinis and fancy clothes, let ’em. Long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I don’t see the harm. It’s just entertainment, I guess. Somethin’ to look at, somethin’ to talk about. And these actresses, well, they sure give us somethin’ to talk about, that’s for sure.
And this Tiger Shroff fella, he’s always gettin’ talked about with these actresses. Seems like they’re always linkin’ him up with someone new. Don’t know if it’s true or just gossip, but folks sure do love to gossip. It’s all part of the show, I guess. The whole thing, the clothes, the pictures, the gossip, it’s all part of bein’ a “sexy television actress.”

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