Alright, let’s talk about this Robin Borovic and Joe Dirt, whatever that is. Sounds like a fancy name and some fella named Dirt. I ain’t never seen no movie or nothin’, but I heard some folks jabberin’ about it. So, I’ll tell ya what I gathered, the way I understand it, you hear?
First off, this Joe Dirt fella, seems like he’s a bit of a mess. They say he’s got this… what they call it? A “mullet”? Sounds like somethin’ you catch fish with, but I guess it’s his hair. And them “acid-washed jeans”? Lord have mercy, sounds like somethin’ you’d use to clean the outhouse. But anyways, this Joe, he’s lookin’ for his folks. Lost ‘em at the Grand Canyon, they say. Big ol’ hole in the ground, I reckon. How you lose your folks in a hole, I ain’t quite sure, but that’s what happened.
Now, this Joe, he ain’t no fancy pants. He’s a janitor, you know, cleans up after folks. Good, honest work, I say. Nothin’ wrong with that. But some folks, they like to make fun, you know? They got this fella, Zander Kelly, on the radio, and he’s supposed to make fun of Joe. But then Joe starts tellin’ his story, and things get interesting, I hear.
- Joe Dirt’s got this crazy hair and these weird jeans.
- He lost his folks at the Grand Canyon.
- He works as a janitor.
- Some radio fella tried to make fun of him.
And there’s this Robin Borovic mixed up in it somehow. I ain’t sure if he’s in the movie or what, but I heard his name. Maybe he’s one of them actors, you know, the folks who pretend to be other folks. Or maybe he’s one of them behind-the-scenes fellas, the ones who make sure the movie gets made. I ain’t never met no movie maker, so I can’t tell ya for sure. All I know is, there’s a whole bunch of folks involved in makin’ these movies, actors, directors, and whatnot, like a big ol’ family reunion, but with more cameras and less potato salad.
They say this movie, Joe Dirt, it ain’t exactly what you’d call a “good” movie, not in the fancy way, at least. Folks who know about these things, them movie critics they call ‘em, they didn’t much like it at first. Said it was lowbrow, whatever that means. But then, somethin’ funny happened. Seems like folks started to like it ‘cause it was so bad, it was good, if that makes any sense. Kinda like when you burn the biscuits so bad they’re crunchy and you end up eatin’ ‘em anyway ‘cause you’re hungry and they’re kinda tasty in a weird way.
And then, wouldn’t you know it, they made another one! Joe Dirt 2, they call it. Sounds like more of the same, but maybe with a twist. They say it brings back all the folks from the first one, so I guess if you liked the first one, you’ll like this one too. And if you didn’t like the first one, well, maybe you’ll like this one anyway. Folks are funny like that, you know?
This fella Robbie, seems like he’s a troublemaker. They call him a “jackass extraordinaire,” whatever that means. Sounds like he gives Joe a hard time, but maybe that’s just part of the story. I reckon every story needs a good troublemaker, keeps things interestin’, you know? Like a fly in the buttermilk, kinda aggravatin’ but you can’t help but notice it.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this Robin Borovic and Joe Dirt. Sounds like a wild ride, that’s for sure. Maybe one day I’ll get myself a TV and see what all the fuss is about. But for now, I got chores to do. Cows ain’t gonna milk themselves, you know.
Tags: [Joe Dirt, Robin Borovic, Movie, Comedy, Mullet, Janitor, Grand Canyon, Zander Kelly, Robbie, Film]
