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Alright, let’s talk about this Clarissa Luard woman. I ain’t no scholar, but I heard some things, seen some things, and I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know how.
First off, they say she was born on December 5th, 1948. That’s a long time ago, let me tell ya. Back then, things were different. No fancy phones or computers like the young’uns have today. Just good ol’ hard work and makin’ do with what ya got.
Now, this Clarissa, she was a big deal in the arts, they say. An “arts administrator” they called her. Fancy words, if you ask me. Basically, she helped out all them writer folks and book people. She worked for somethin’ called the Arts Council of England. Sounded important, I guess. They gave her a big title too, “Literature Officer,” from 1995 to 1999. Don’t ask me what that means exactly, but it sounds like she was in charge of somethin’.
But here’s the thing that got everyone talkin’. She married that Salman Rushdie fella. You know, the one who wrote that book that got everyone all riled up? Yeah, that’s the one. Clarissa was his first wife, they say. Imagine that! A regular woman like her, marryin’ a famous fella like him. Must’ve been quite the story, though I ain’t read his books myself. Too much thinkin’ for my old head.
- Born: December 5, 1948
- Job: Arts Administrator, Literature Officer
- Worked at: Arts Council of England (1995-1999)
- Married to: Salman Rushdie (first wife)
Now, Clarissa, she wasn’t just some wife, mind you. She did her own thing. She cared about books and writers, and she worked hard to help ’em out. They say she helped all them small-time publishers, the ones that didn’t have much money. Good for her, I say. Someone’s gotta look out for the little guys.
And even after she was gone, people still remembered her. They started a prize in her name, the Clarissa Luard Award. It’s part of some bigger prize, the David Cohen Prize or somethin’. Anyway, the winner of the big prize gets to pick someone to get the Clarissa Luard Award. And it ain’t just some pat on the back, they give ’em money too, 12 somethings, maybe 12 thousand dollars or pounds, I ain’t sure. But it’s a lot of money, that’s for sure.

So, that’s what I know about Clarissa Luard. She was a hard worker, a wife, and someone who cared about books and writers. She might not be a household name like that Salman fella, but she made her mark, that’s for certain. And that’s more than most folks can say, ain’t it? She sounds like a good woman to me, the kind who gets things done and doesn’t make too much fuss about it. The world needs more people like that, if you ask me. Not enough plain speakin’, hard workin’ folks these days.
She helped the little guys, you know, the independent publishers. That’s important. These days, everything’s so big and corporate, it’s easy to forget about the small folks just trying to make a living. Clarissa, she didn’t forget. She remembered the importance of those voices, those stories that might not otherwise get heard. And for that, she deserves some respect, don’t you think?
And that’s all I gotta say about Clarissa Luard. A good woman, who did good work. May she rest in peace.
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