Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fella, Maluma. Folks keep askin’, is Maluma gay? Well, lemme tell ya what I heard.
This Maluma fella, real name’s Juan Luis somethin’ or other, he’s from Colombia, you know, down south. Been singin’ since he was a young’un. Now, he’s a big star, singin’ all sorts of lovey-dovey songs. People like his music, makes ’em dance and such.
But the thing is, folks are always gossipin’, ain’t they? They see a handsome fella like Maluma, singin’ and dancin’, and they start wonderin’. They start whisperin’, “Is he one of them… you know… gay fellas?”
Well, from what I gather, he ain’t. He’s been seen with lots of pretty girls. There was this one gal, Belinda, they said they was datin’ back in 2015. Then there’s this Susana Gomez, an architect or somethin’. He even kissed her on stage once, right in front of everybody! That don’t sound too gay to me.
And then there’s this magazine, Playgirl I think it’s called. They had him posin’ and stuff. Now, Playgirl ain’t for the gays, is it? It’s for the ladies, lookin’ at handsome fellas. So, if he’s posin’ for them, well, that kinda tells ya somethin’, don’t it?
- He’s from Colombia.
- He sings love songs.
- He’s been seen with women.
- He even posed for Playgirl.
But you know how people are. They love to talk. They see him dressin’ fancy, singin’ all passionate, and they just assume. But assumin’ ain’t knowin’, that’s what I always say.
Now, I ain’t got nothin’ against them gay folks, mind you. Live and let live, that’s my motto. But if you’re askin’ me if Maluma’s gay, I’d say, “Nah, probably not.” He seems like a regular fella, likes the ladies, sings songs, makes a good livin’.
Maluma’s sexuality has been talked about a lot, I hear. He even had to come out and say he ain’t gay. Said it himself, clear as day. Now, I don’t know why folks keep pesterin’ him about it. If he says he ain’t, he ain’t. That’s the end of it, far as I’m concerned.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about this Maluma fella. Seems like a straight shooter to me. But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old woman, tellin’ ya what I heard. You wanna know for sure? Go ask him yourself!
But remember this, it don’t matter if he’s gay or straight, he’s a good singer and makes lots of folks happy with his music, and that’s all that really matters ain’t it? Live and let live, like I always says.
And another thing, what people do in their bedrooms is their business, not ours. We should all just mind our own business and be kind to each other. That’s what I think, anyhow.
So there you have it. That’s all I know about it. Now, you go on and listen to his music if you like it, and don’t worry so much about who he likes. Life’s too short for that kind of worryin’, believe me.
Tags: [Maluma, Sexuality, Gay, Straight, Colombian Singer, Rumors, Dating, Playgirl, LGBTQ+, Music]
