Alright, let’s gab about them TV stars, the ones all the young’uns are gaga about. You know, the pretty faces and the charming fellas. They call ’em “hottest,” I reckon that means they’re popular as all get-out.
Now, I ain’t got much time for watchin’ the picture box myself, too busy with chores and such. But I hear tell of these shows, like that Yellowstone one. Folks say it’s got cowboys and drama, sounds like a real hootenanny. Then there’s Shrinking, no idea what that’s about, probably some city folk problems, you know? And The Penguin, must be somethin’ with birds or maybe a fella who waddles like one.
Them magazines and internet doohickeys, they always talkin’ about who’s the “sexiest.” Well, I guess it matters to some folks. They got lists and lists, sayin’ this gal from The Walking Dead, Lauren somethin’-or-other, is a looker. And that Grace Park from A Million Little Things, pretty as a peach, they say. I wouldn’t know, never seen ’em. But if they’re on TV, they must be doin’ somethin’ right.
And it ain’t just the gals, mind you. The fellas get their share of attention too. That Tom Hiddleston fella, they say he’s a charmer. Wears fancy clothes and talks all proper-like. Then there’s them reality TV stars, the ones who go on shows and do all sorts of crazy things. Folks vote for ’em, say who’s the “hottest” and who ain’t. Like that Kim Kardashian, always in the news, or that Bad Bunny fella, singin’ and dancin’. I tell ya, it’s a whole different world from what I’m used to.
Seems like every channel got their own stars. You got Disney and Nickelodeon, with all them young’uns dancin’ and singin’. Names like Chloe and Jo Jo and Mackenzie, sound like a bunch of chirpin’ crickets. Then you got those Bachelor shows, all about findin’ love. I reckon it’s mostly for show, but folks eat it up like candy.
And it ain’t just on regular TV no more. You got Netflix and Amazon and Hulu, all these fancy new ways to watch. Seems like there’s a million shows and a million stars. Some of ’em wearin’ fancy dresses, some of ’em wearin’ nothin’ but their undergarments, like them “negligee” things the magazines talk about. Or those “boxers” the fellas wear, though I reckon most farmhands prefer good ol’ overalls. It’s all a bit much for an old lady like me, but I guess that’s what the young folks like.
- You got your drama stars, cryin’ and yellin’.
- You got your comedy stars, makin’ folks laugh.
- You got your reality stars, livin’ their lives for the cameras.
And they all seem to hop from one show to another, always lookin’ for the next big hit. They call it “consecutive-ish hit series,” fancy talk for bein’ popular for a long time. I guess that’s the goal, to stay on TV as long as you can, keep them cameras flashin’ and them folks watchin’.
So, who’s the “hottest”? Well, I reckon that depends on who you ask. Some folks like the pretty faces, some folks like the funny ones, some folks like the ones who stir up trouble. Me? I like a good neighbor, someone who’ll lend a hand and share a cup of coffee. But that ain’t what they’re lookin’ for on TV, I guess. They want the glitz and the glamour, the drama and the excitement. And that’s just fine, as long as they ain’t causin’ too much trouble. But I’ll stick to my chickens and my garden, thank you very much.
Anyways, that’s my two cents on them TV stars. They’re a whole different breed, that’s for sure. But they keep folks entertained, and I guess that’s somethin’.
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