Alright, let’s gab about them movie stars, the ones in them superhero flicks. You know, the Jewish MCU actors. Don’t rightly know what MCU stands for, but it’s them pictures with all the flyin’ and fightin’. My grandkids love ’em, so I watch ’em too, even though half the time I ain’t got a clue what’s goin’ on.
Now, some folks say it matters if an actor is Jewish or not. Me, I don’t care much, long as they put on a good show. But I hear tell there’s this fella, Moon Knight, or somethin’ like that. He’s the first one, they say, with Jewish connections and ties to that awful war, the one with the bad fella with the little mustache. Heard it was a terrible time, lots of good people hurtin’. So, good on that Moon Knight fella for bringin’ that to the screen, I reckon. It’s important to remember, even if it’s sad.
- Paul Rudd
- Natalie Portman
- Jon Favreau
Then there’s a whole bunch of ’em, big names, been in them movies for years. Like that fella, always makin’ jokes, what’s his name? Paul Rudd, that’s it! He’s a funny one, always makes me chuckle. And that pretty little thing, Natalie Portman, she’s smart as a whip, I hear. Jon Favreau, he’s another one. Heard he’s a big shot, directs them pictures too.
And more, oh yeah, there’s more. That Michael Douglas fella, been around forever, he’s one of ’em too. And Gwyneth Paltrow, she’s a fancy one, always talkin’ about health and whatnot. Jeff Goldblum, now there’s a character! Talks like he’s got a mouth full of marbles, but he’s good at what he does, I guess.
They say some of them characters, they even got Jewish stuff in their stories, even if you don’t see it right off. Like that Magneto fella, in them X-Men pictures. He went back to that awful camp place, the one from the war, and tore it down with his mind powers. Guess he was pretty upset about what happened there, just like any decent person would be. That’s what they call representin’, I think. Showin’ what it means to be Jewish, showin’ the hurt and the anger.
There’s even this doctor fella, Abraham Erskine, somethin’ like that. They say he was one of the very first Jewish characters, way back when. Don’t rightly know who he is, but if they say so, I guess it’s true. It’s like them comic books, they got all sorts of hidden things, little hints about being Jewish. You gotta look close, I reckon, but it’s there.
Now, I don’t keep track of all these actors, too many to remember. But it’s good, I think, that they’re showin’ all kinds of folks on the screen. Jewish actors, black actors, Mexican actors, it don’t matter. We’re all just people, tryin’ to get by. And if watchin’ some fella in a cape flyin’ around can make us forget our troubles for a little while, well, that ain’t such a bad thing, is it?
So, there you have it. A whole mess of Jewish MCU actors, or so they say. Like I said, I just watch the pictures, don’t pay too much attention to all that other stuff. But it’s good to know, I guess. Shows you that everyone’s got a story to tell, even them fancy movie stars.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. Got a hankerin’ for some fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Now that’s somethin’ worth talkin’ about!
