Alright, let’s talk about them shows on that Playboy TV. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I watch my fair share, you know? And I got some opinions.

So, this here “Playboy TV”, it’s been around a good while. Started way back in 1980, they say. Lordy, that’s older than some of my grandkids! And they been showin’ all sorts of stuff ever since.
Now, if you ask me, the best shows on Playboy TV ain’t them fancy dramas or nothin’. Them reality shows, that’s where it’s at. You know, the ones with real folks doin’ real things. Or, well, as real as things get on that channel, anyway.
They say Playboy TV got shows for men, women, and even couples. I reckon that’s true. I seen all kinds on there. But the best ones, they gotta have a little somethin’ extra. A little spice, you know? Gotta keep things interesting. Otherwise, what’s the point?
One thing I like is when they show them shows about, uh, how do I say this… about folks gettin’ to know each other real close. Yeah, that’s it. Them shows where they ain’t afraid to, you know, show a little somethin’. Not too much, mind you, but enough to keep you watchin’. They call them “sexy shows”, I think.
- Some folks like the ones with the pretty ladies.
- Some like the ones with the, uh, fellas.
- And some like the ones with both. To each their own, I say. It’s a free country, ain’t it?
I remember this one show, I can’t rightly recall the name, but it was about these folks livin’ in a big ol’ house together. And they were always, you know, swimmin’ and sunbathin’ and stuff. And then there was this other one, about folks goin’ on fancy vacations to exotic places. Them were good too.
But see, the problem with Playboy TV is that them shows, they come and go so fast. One minute they’re there, the next minute they’re gone. It’s like they “canceled” or “ended” as the TV folks say. They was this one show I really liked, about folks in Chicago back in the 60s. It was a “period drama”, they called it. Had them old-timey clothes and cars and all that. But it didn’t last long. Shame, really.

And then there’s the news. Yeah, Playboy TV even got news. They talk about the upcoming shows and stuff. Sometimes they even interview them folks on the shows. That’s kinda neat, I guess. But honestly, I’m mostly there for the, uh, entertainment, you know?
I heard tell you can get Playboy TV for free for a few months, if you call some number. But I ain’t never done that. I just watch it when I can. It’s a nice way to pass the time, especially when there ain’t nothin’ else on. And sometimes, you see somethin’ that makes you laugh, or blush, or maybe even both.
Playboy TV shows ain’t for everyone, that’s for sure. Some folks think it’s trashy, and maybe it is. But I don’t care. I like what I like, and I ain’t ashamed to admit it. And if you ask me, the best shows on Playboy TV are the ones that are real, or at least seem real, and the ones that ain’t afraid to show a little somethin’. That’s all there is to it. Keep it simple, keep it spicy, and keep it comin’. That’s what I say.
Now, they got this Playboy TV HD and Playboy 2. I ain’t sure what the difference is. Probably just fancier picture or somethin’. I ain’t got no fancy TV, so it don’t matter much to me. Long as I can see what’s goin’ on, I’m happy. And if I can’t see, well, I just use my imagination. That works too.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ a little different to watch, somethin’ that ain’t your regular run-of-the-mill TV, then maybe you should give Playboy TV a try. Just don’t tell nobody I told you to, okay? It’ll be our little secret. And if you find a good show, let me know. I’m always lookin’ for somethin’ new to watch. But remember, keep it spicy! That’s the key.