Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Magical Girl Incident thing, alright? It ain’t your grandma’s fairy tale, that’s for sure. This ain’t no cutesy stuff with sparkles and rainbows, no sir.

See, there’s this fella, Hiromi Sakura. He ain’t no different from you and me, just a regular Joe working in some office, ya know? But when he was a kid, he dreamed of bein’ a hero, like them power ranger fellas on TV. Kids, they always dream big, don’t they? But life ain’t always sunshine and lollipops, ain’t that the truth?
Anyways, this Hiromi fella, he gets himself mixed up in somethin’ real strange. One minute he’s punchin’ the clock, next minute, BAM! He’s a magical girl! Can you believe that? A fella, a magical girl! It’s like puttin’ ketchup on ice cream, just don’t make no sense.
Now, this ain’t your typical magical girl story, the kind my grandkid watches. This Magical Girl Incident is more like… a comedy, they say. It’s got this Hiromi guy, who’s supposed to be a hero, but he’s stuck in a skirt and fightin’ with magic wands. It’s kinda funny when ya think about it.
- He wanted to be a hero.
- Now he’s a magical girl.
- It’s a comedy, they say.
I heard tell there’s this other story, somethin’ about a pop idol girl whose mama used to be a magical girl. But that ain’t this story. This one’s about Hiromi, the office worker turned magical girl. It’s a whole different kettle of fish.
They say this manga, Magical Girl Incident, it’s got this fella, Hiromi, and his adventures. It ain’t finished yet, I think. Or maybe it is? Folks are always translatin’ these things, and then they stop, and then they start again. It’s hard to keep up, I tell ya.
And get this, magical girls, they get their powers from wishes. Like, they wish for somethin’ real bad, and then they get magic. But this ain’t always a good thing, ya know? Sometimes, wishin’ gets ya into more trouble than it’s worth. Like that other story, the one with the sad ending, where the girls make deals and things go real bad. This Magical Girl Incident ain’t like that, though. It’s supposed to be funny, remember?

There’s even talk about some other fella, a daddy tryin’ to get his sick little girl a fancy costume. But that’s a whole ‘nother story, I reckon. It just goes to show ya, there’s all kinds of stories out there. But we’re talkin’ ’bout this Hiromi fella and his magical girl problem.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ different, somethin’ that ain’t your usual fairy tale, maybe give this Magical Girl Incident a try. It’s about a regular Joe who becomes a magical girl, and it’s supposed to be funny. I don’t know, I ain’t read it myself, but that’s what they say. And from what I hear, it ain’t finished yet, or maybe it is, who knows? These youngsters and their picture books, they’re a mystery to me.
Magical Girl Incident, remember that name. It’s about a fella, a magical girl, and a whole lotta laughs, supposedly. Now, don’t go expectin’ no serious stuff, ya hear? It’s just a bit of fun, a silly story about a hero wannabe who gets more than he bargained for.
I tell ya, this world is full of strange things. Office workers turnin’ into magical girls, daddies chasin’ costumes, pop idols with magic mamas… It’s enough to make your head spin. But that’s what makes life interesting, I guess. Always somethin’ new, always somethin’ to talk about. And this here Magical Girl Incident, well, it’s just another one of those strange and wonderful things.
So there you have it, that’s the gist of it. A fella, a magical girl, a comedy. Magical Girl Incident. Go figure.
Tags: [Magical Girl, Comedy, Manga, Fantasy, Hero, Hiromi Sakura]
