Alright, listen up, y’all. If I got me one of them Devil Fruits, like in that there One Piece thing the grandkids watch, I’d want somethin’ real useful, ya hear? Not some fancy-pants fruit that makes you all sparkly and useless. I need somethin’ that gets the job done.
First off, I ain’t no spring chicken no more. My bones ache, my back hurts, and I can’t be runnin’ around like those youngsters. So, if I could get a fruit, I’d want one that makes me strong, like, really strong. Somethin’ that’d let me lift them heavy water buckets without my arms feelin’ like they gonna fall off.
- Maybe a fruit that makes me big and tough? Like one of them bears? Bears are strong, ain’t they? They can tear down a whole fence if they want to.
- Or maybe somethin’ that makes me tough like a rock. Nothin’ could hurt me then. I could chop wood all day and not even break a sweat.
But see, just being strong ain’t enough. I got chores to do. I gotta cook, clean, and tend to the garden. So, this fruit, it gotta be helpful around the house too.
Secondly, I’d want somethin’ that could help me with the garden. Them weeds are a pain in the neck, always growin’ faster than I can pull ’em. If I had a Devil Fruit that could make the plants grow faster, well, wouldn’t that be somethin’? I could have tomatoes as big as my head and enough corn to feed the whole neighborhood.
Thinkin’ about it, a fruit that could control the weather would be right handy too. No more worryin’ about the crops dryin’ up in the summer or gettin’ ruined by a hailstorm. I could just make it rain whenever I wanted. And if it got too hot, I could whip up a nice cool breeze.
Now, some folks might want a fruit that makes them fly or turn invisible, but I don’t see the point in that. What good is flyin’ gonna do me when I gotta milk the cow? And turnin’ invisible? That just sounds like trouble to me. I ain’t got time for shenanigans. I got work to do.
I tell you what though, if there’s a fruit out there that could give me a good night’s sleep, I’d take it in a heartbeat. I haven’t slept through the night in years. Always wakin’ up with aches and pains and worries on my mind. A fruit that could just shut off my brain and let me rest, now that would be a true blessing.
And maybe, just maybe, if I could get a fruit that makes me young again, well, that wouldn’t be so bad either. Not to go gallivanting around or nothin’, but just to be able to move without hurtin’ and have the energy to play with the grandkids. That would be somethin’ special.
But at the end of the day, it all comes down to what the good Lord provides, right? Devil Fruit or no Devil Fruit, I’ll still get up every mornin’ and do what needs to be done. That’s just how it is. But a little help from a magical fruit? Well, I wouldn’t turn that down. Especially if it made weedin’ the garden easier. Them weeds are the bane of my existence, I tell ya. The absolute bane! Always pokin’ up where they ain’t wanted. So yeah, if I got me a Devil Fruit, it better help me with them weeds.
In short, if I had to pick just one, it’d be a fruit that makes me strong and helps me with the chores, somethin’ that could make my life a little easier. No fancy stuff, just good, honest, hard-workin’ power. That’s the kinda Devil Fruit I’d want.
Tags: [Devil Fruit, One Piece, Power, Strength, Practical, Chores, Garden, Weather, Sleep, Youth]
