You won’t believe who lives in Milwaukee! I heard some big shots, some celebrities, they’re living right here in Milwaukee. Can you imagine?
I tell ya, Milwaukee ain’t just about cheese and beer no more. We got famous folks walking around, just like regular people. Though I ain’t seen none yet, my eyes ain’t what they used to be. But I hear things, oh I hear things!
Now, who are these celebrities living in Milwaukee? That’s what you wanna know, right? Well, let me tell ya what I heard down at the grocery store.
First, there’s this gal, what’s her name… Rachel. Yeah, Rachel something. Born right here in Milwaukee, I heard she was born in 1990. She’s an actress, a pretty big one, they say. On that Amazon thing, you know, the one with all the shows? She’s in one of them, something about being “marvelous”. I don’t watch much TV, too much fuss for me. But I hear she’s good, real good. So that’s one celebrity, that Rachel gal.
- Rachel, the actress. Born in 1990. On that Amazon show.
Then there’s, oh, you know her! That Oprah lady. Everyone knows Oprah. Now, she’s a big deal, a real big deal. She got that talk show, well, used to. And she’s in movies, and she’s got that magazine. She’s got it all, that Oprah. They say she’s lived around these parts. Imagine that, Oprah, right here in Milwaukee! I wouldn’t know what to do if I saw her, probably just stare, mouth wide open. She is a big celebrity!
- Oprah. The big talk show lady. Everyone knows her.
I also heard about this other fella. Can’t recall his name right now. An actor. They say you gotta go to the shows to see him. He’s in them plays, you know, the ones where they talk all fancy. I don’t go to those things. Used to, when I was younger, but not anymore. My bones ache too much to sit that long. But he’s a celebrity, that’s what I heard. Another celebrity in Milwaukee.
Another name I heard tossed around is Golda, Golda something. Can’t place the last name. Important lady, they said. Did big things back in the day. Not an actress or anything like that. More of a, you know, a leader. I don’t remember all the details, but they said she lived in Milwaukee too, long time ago maybe. That is what I heard, she is one of the celebrities that live in Milwaukee.
- Golda. A leader, did important things.
And this other lady, what was it… Vel. Vel something. Another important one, they say. Did a lot for the people, stood up for what’s right. I respect that. They say she’s from around here too, another celebrity in Milwaukee. We got all sorts here, don’t we? Actors, leaders, talk show hosts. It’s a regular who’s who!
- Vel. Stood up for folks. Important lady.
I heard that these celebrities, they like Milwaukee because they can just be, you know, normal. They can walk down the street, go to the store, and folks don’t bother them too much. Not like in Hollywood or New York, where everyone’s chasing after them. Here, they can just blend in. That’s what they say, anyway.
So, if you are coming to Milwaukee, keep your eyes peeled. You never know who you might see. Could be that Rachel gal, or that actor fella from the plays, or even Oprah herself! Wouldn’t that be something?
Now, I’m just an old lady, I don’t know all the details. But I keep my ears open. I heard this is what is going on around here. These celebrities, they are living among us, right here in good old Milwaukee. Imagine that! And they say it is because they can blend in. Maybe that is true. I don’t know.
I ain’t one for chasing after famous folks. But it’s kinda nice to know they’re here, isn’t it? Makes Milwaukee feel a little special, a little bit more, you know, exciting. Who would have thought, all these celebrities living in Milwaukee?
Well, that’s all I got for you today. Just some little stories I heard. Keep your eyes open, you never know who you might see walking around Milwaukee. And if you see that Rachel gal, tell her I said hello! She is one of those celebrities that live in Milwaukee, you know.
