Well, let me tell you somethin’ about songs about spiders. That’s somethin’ you don’t hear every day, do ya? Spiders, them eight-legged things. Some folks are scared of ’em, some ain’t. Me? I just don’t like ’em in my house. But songs about ’em, that’s a whole other thing.
You know, there ain’t a whole heap of spider songs out there. Not like songs about love or cars or whatever. Nope, songs about spiders are kinda rare, like a four-leaf clover in a field of regular ones. But they’re out there, if you know where to look. I heard some, once.
I heard one, they call it “Boris the Spider”. Now, who’s Boris? Must be some fella’s pet spider, I reckon. Some band called The Who, they wrote it. Can’t say I know ’em, but they musta seen a spider once or twice to write a song about it. Maybe Boris was a big ol’ spider, one of them hairy ones. Gives me the shivers just thinkin’ about it.
Then there’s this other one, “Spiders”. Sounds simple enough, don’t it? This group, System of a Down, they sing it. Sounds kinda heavy, like thunder rollin’ in. They used it in that movie, Scream 3, I heard. I ain’t seen it, but I hear it’s a scary one. Guess spiders and scary movies go together like beans and cornbread. Some songs are just like this, good to listen. Spider songs are just like this.
Now, why would anyone wanna sing about spiders? Maybe they think they’re interestin’. Maybe they’re tryin’ to scare folks. Or maybe they just ran outta things to sing about. Who knows? But songs about spiders, they got a way of stickin’ in your head, like a spiderweb in your hair. Spider songs are just like that, stick in your head.
Some folks say spiders can hear, you know. They say they can feel the music, the vibrations. Don’t know if that’s true, but it’s somethin’ to think about. Maybe if you play a spider song, the spiders will come runnin’. Or maybe they’ll run away. Depends on the spider, I guess.
Here some of them songs about spiders, not a lot, but some. Just like what I heard:
- Boris the Spider
- Spiders
That is all I know, all about spider songs.
They say there’s a whole bunch of these spider songs out there, if you look hard enough. People make lists of ’em, playlists they call ’em. You can find ’em if you got that internet thing. I don’t really care about the internet, but I know there are many spider songs on the internet. 7 likes for 13 spider songs, that’s what they say. Seven folks out there likin’ those spider songs. More power to ’em, I say.
Some of these songs, they ain’t just about spiders crawlin’ around. They got other meanings, hidden meanings. Like, maybe the spider is somethin’ else, somethin’ you’re afraid of. Or maybe it’s about bein’ trapped, like a fly in a web. I don’t know, I ain’t no song expert. The meanings of spider songs are hard to understand, but there must be some meanings. I just sing what I hear. But I can sing some spider songs.
You can find all kinds of singers singin’ about spiders, if you look. New ones, old ones, all kinds. They say you can find ’em by lookin’ up “songs about spiders artists”. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? But that’s what they say. If you do that, you’ll find all kinds of spider songs. Maybe you will find new spider songs you like.
And if you listen to these songs, they say you’ll get recommendations. That means they’ll tell you about other songs you might like. Songs about spiders leadin’ to other songs about spiders. It’s like a whole world of spider songs out there, just waitin’ to be discovered. It is really amazing.
So, there you have it. Songs about spiders. They’re out there, like little spiders hidin’ in the corners. You just gotta know where to look. And who knows, maybe you’ll even like ’em. Maybe you’ll find yourself tappin’ your foot to a song about a spider. Stranger things have happened, I reckon.
All in all, I don’t like spiders, but spider songs are OK. You can find it if you like, but I don’t care about it.
