Alright, let’s yak about them TV shows, the ones that start with the letter “C”, you know? I ain’t no fancy TV critic or nothin’, just a regular person who likes watchin’ stuff on the telly. So, if you’re lookin’ for big words and complicated talk, you best go elsewhere. But if you wanna hear it straight, like your grandma tellin’ you ’bout her soaps, then stick around.
First off, there’s this show called “Criminal Minds”. Lordy, that one’s somethin’ else. It’s all about these FBI folks, the real smarty pants kind, who go around catchin’ the bad guys. Not just any bad guys, mind you, but the real messed up ones, the ones that do things you don’t even wanna think about. It’s kinda scary sometimes, makes you wanna lock your doors and windows, but it’s also kinda fascinatin’, seein’ how these agents figure out what makes them crooks tick. They got this one fella, he’s real pretty, always lookin’ serious. My daughter-in-law, she loves him, always talkin’ ’bout how handsome he is. I don’t get it, but hey, to each their own. “Criminal Minds”, if you like catchin’ bad guys, that’s your show.
Then there’s this other one, “Castle”. This one’s a bit different, not so heavy. It’s about a mystery writer, this fella named Castle, who’s real full of himself, always smirkin’ and crackin’ jokes. He teams up with this lady detective, real tough cookie, and they go around solvin’ murders in New York City. It’s kinda funny, seein’ them two bicker and banter, but they always get the job done. And the mysteries, they’re pretty good too, keep you guessin’ till the end. It ain’t as scary as “Criminal Minds”, more like a fun puzzle you gotta figure out. I like that Castle fella, even though he’s a bit of a show-off. He reminds me of my nephew, always thinkin’ he’s the smartest one in the room.
- Now, let’s talk about “CSI”. There’s a bunch of them, see? CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, CSI: Las Vegas… I get confused sometimes, keepin’ track of which one is which. But they’re all kinda the same, you know? They got these crime scene investigators, these science folks, who go around lookin’ at evidence, like blood splatters and fingerprints and stuff. And they use all this fancy technology to figure out who did the crime. It’s kinda like “Criminal Minds” but with more science and less talkin’. I ain’t gonna lie, some of that science stuff goes right over my head. But I still enjoy watchin’ them put the pieces together. It makes you feel safe, knowin’ there are people out there who can catch the bad guys even if they leave no trace, well almost no trace.
- And then there’s this show, “Charmed”. Oh, this one’s about witches! Not the scary kind, but the good kind, the ones who use their magic to protect the innocent. There’s these three sisters, and they got all sorts of powers, like telekinesis and premonitions and stuff. It’s kinda silly sometimes, but it’s also kinda fun. It’s like a fairy tale for grown-ups. I used to watch it with my granddaughter, she loved it. Always pretended she was a witch, wavin’ her hands around and makin’ funny noises. Good times. If you wanna escape reality for a little while, “Charmed” is a good way to do it. Makes you think, maybe magic ain’t so far-fetched after all.
There are more, of course. Like “Cold Case”, where they reopen old, unsolved murders, bringin’ justice to folks who thought they’d never get it. And there’s “Californication” but that’s not for the faint of heart, let me tell you. Lots of…adult situations in that one. My neighbor, she watches it, says it’s real funny. I tried once, but I just ended up blushin’ and turnin’ the channel. Not for an old lady like me, that’s for sure.
And let’s not forget those cooking shows! They got a bunch that start with “C” too. Like “Chopped”, where them chefs gotta make somethin’ fancy out of weird ingredients. I always wonder where they come up with that stuff. And “Cake Boss”, that’s one I can get behind. All them beautiful cakes, makes your mouth water just lookin’ at ‘em. Though I don’t know why anyone would pay that much for a cake, seems like a waste of good money to me.
So, there you have it, a whole bunch of TV shows that start with the letter “C”. Some are scary, some are funny, some are just plain weird. But there’s somethin’ for everyone, that’s for sure. Just gotta find what you like, settle in on the couch, and enjoy the show. And if you don’t like it, well, there’s always another channel, ain’t there? Now, if you’ll excuse me, my favorite soap opera is about to start. Gotta see what them crazy folks are up to this week.
