Well, well, well, let me tell you somethin’. This here story, it’s about Kasane to Subaru. Kasane, she’s a girl, works at one of them fancy toy places. Makes them little toys, you know. Designs ’em and such. And Subaru, he’s a fella who works there too. They’re colleagues, that’s what them city folks call it.

Now, Kasane, she got herself in a bit of a pickle. A real mess, I tell ya. This whole thing, it started ’cause she grabbed Subaru’s… well, his backside. Yep, she did. Grabbed it good. By accident, she says. But still, she grabbed it.
Kasane to Subaru, that’s what they’re callin’ it. Sounds like a right mess, don’t it? This Kasane, she’s all flustered. Don’t know what to do with herself. She’s a graphics designer, right? Does the drawings for those fancy toys. Smart girl but this time she got trouble. And Subaru, he’s just standin’ there, lookin’ all… well, I don’t know the word. Like he’s got a secret or somethin’.
You see, this Kasane to Subaru business, it’s causin’ all sorts of ruckus. Kasane, she’s a good girl, usually. Straight as an arrow, they say. But she touched Subaru’s behind, and now she’s all mixed up. She’s gonna say sorry, a whole bunch of times. That’s what she decided. Gonna apologize ’til the cows come home.
They say these two, Kasane and Subaru, they’re both pretty open. Not shy like some folks. They’ll talk about anything, I reckon. That’s what them young people do these days, ain’t it? No beatin’ around the bush with them.
But this whole thing with the grabbin’, that’s got ’em both in a tizzy. Especially Kasane. Kasane to Subaru, it’s like a storm brewin’ in a teacup. She’s usually so calm, you know? But now… she’s all worried ’bout what Subaru thinks. He’s got that look on his face, like he knows somethin’ she don’t. Makes a girl wonder, don’t it?
- Kasane, she’s a toy designer.
- Subaru, he works there too.
- Kasane grabbed Subaru’s butt.
- She’s gonna say sorry a lot.
- They’re both pretty open folks.
This Kasane to Subaru thing, it’s got more twists and turns than a country road. You think you know where it’s goin’, and then bam! Somethin’ new happens. She’s tryin’ to figure things out, this Kasane. And Subaru, he’s just watchin’ her. Like he’s waitin’ for somethin’. Waitin’ for her to catch on, maybe.
I heard some folks talkin’, sayin’ they saw some dates on it. Like, September 18, 2023. And August 3, 2023. And August 1st, too. Sounds like this Kasane to Subaru thing has been goin’ on for a while. Lots of talk, lots of confusion.
Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but I heard this Kasane, she’s a good girl. Real sweet, they say. And Subaru, well, he’s a nice fella too. But this whole butt-grabbin’ incident, it’s got ’em both tied up in knots. They are sweet together, I heard. But I ain’t readin’ it. Too old for that kinda thing.
You see, this Kasane to Subaru, it ain’t just about the grabbin’. It’s about what happens after. It’s about how people deal with… well, with awkward stuff. And how they figure things out between ’em. It’s a real head-scratcher, that’s for sure.
Kasane is a good girl but this time, she don’t know what to do. This ain’t like drawin’ them toys. She can draw good. But this Subaru thing is hard. Subaru, he’s quiet. But you can tell he’s thinkin’. A lot. About Kasane. About the grabbin’. Kasane to Subaru, it’s got ’em both thinkin’ hard.
Kasane, she feels bad. Real bad. She didn’t mean to grab him like that. She told me, it was a mistake. She wants to make things right. But Subaru, he’s just bein’ quiet. Makes it hard for Kasane. She don’t know what he’s thinkin’.
This Kasane to Subaru thing, it’s like a long story. Lots of parts. Kasane, she’s tryin’ to be good. She’s tryin’ to fix things. But it ain’t easy. Subaru, he’s a good fella. But he’s makin’ it hard for her. He needs to say somethin’. Anything.

Well, that’s the story of Kasane to Subaru, far as I know. A whole lot of somethin’ about nothin’, if you ask me. But that’s young folks for ya. Always makin’ things complicated. Always somethin’ goin’ on.