Which saw character are you? You wanna know? Okay, I tell ya. I don’t know much ’bout these fancy things, but I seen a thing or two in my days. These young folks with their games and whatnot. This “Saw,” they call it. Sounds nasty. But they say it got all these characters, each one more messed up than the last. You probably think which character is most like you, huh?
First, you gotta think ’bout what kinda person you are. You the type to run around screaming, or you the type to sit quiet-like, thinking? These Saw characters, they got all sorts. Some smart, some dumb, some just plain mean. The best saw character, people says.
- You a good person? Help folks out?
- Or you kinda mean, huh? Like to see folks squirm?
- Maybe you just like to watch, see what happens.
This whole thing, it’s like one of them tests. They call ’em personality tests. Like them magazines used to have, ‘cept way more bloody, I reckon. You answer some questions, and they tell you what kinda critter you are. They even say it can tell if you’re a hero or a villain! Can you believe that? Hero or villain quiz, they call it. This world’s gone crazy, I tell ya.
Some folks, they like to be in charge. They the “alpha,” I hear them say. Others, they follow along, them’s the “beta.” And then there’s the “omega,” the ones who get pushed around. This all sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but that’s what the young’uns talk about. This called “omegaverse test,” real stupid.
This Saw thing, it’s got this fella, they call him “Jigsaw.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d use to cut wood. He’s the one puttin’ folks in these traps, makin’ them choose between bad and worse. He thinks he’s teachin’ them a lesson, I guess. But really, what kind of lesson you learn by gettin’ you leg cut off?
Then you got all the other folks. The ones in the traps. Some of ’em deserve it, I suppose. Did bad things. Others, they just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Life ain’t fair, that’s for sure. You are probably wondering “what character are you?” I don’t know either.
There’s this one fella, always wearin’ a mask. Creepy lookin’ thing. He helps Jigsaw, I think. Then there’s the cops, tryin’ to catch ’em. It’s a whole mess, that’s what it is. These saw character quiz, they say which one of these folks you’re most like.
Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy tests. We just knew who was who. You could tell a good person from a bad one just by lookin’ at ’em. Now, you gotta answer a bunch of questions to figure it out. I don’t know which saw character I am. Maybe I’m like that robot lady, 2B. I don’t like to be told what to do neither.
But I guess it don’t really matter, does it? This whole Saw thing, it’s just a story. It ain’t real. But it does make you think, I suppose. About what you’d do in a tough situation. Would you be brave? Would you be smart? Would you just give up? These “mha quizzes buzzfeed” is all about these.
Me, I’d like to think I’d be like that old lady, the one who always knows what’s goin’ on. She might not be able to run fast, but she’s got a good head on her shoulders. And she ain’t afraid to speak her mind. She’d tell Jigsaw right where to stick it, that’s for sure.
So, which Saw character are you? I still don’t know. Maybe it don’t matter. Just be a good person, that’s all that really counts. Help folks out when you can. Don’t be a jerk. And stay outta them crazy traps. That’s my advice, anyway. Take it or leave it. Doesn’t matter a whole lot to me.
One thing to remember is, you need to think for yourself. These tests and whatnot, they are just made up. Don’t take them too seriously. You are your own person. Make your own choices. And that is all that matters in the end, ain’t it?
