Well, well, well, you wanna know which one of them Big Bang Theory folks you are, huh? That show, it’s somethin’ else. Got all them smarty pants talkin’ ’bout things I don’t even understand. But they sure are funny. So you think you’re like one of ’em? Let’s see, let’s see.
First off, you got that Sheldon fella. Lordy, he’s a piece of work. Always goin’ on and on ’bout his spot on the couch and his, uh, what’s it called? His “roommate agreement.” He’s smart as a whip, that one, but sometimes I think he ain’t got the sense God gave a goose. You like him? Maybe you’re a Sheldon. He likes his trains and his, uh, “Bazinga!” Always sayin’ that. Drives me up the wall, but it’s kinda funny, I guess.
Then there’s that Leonard. He’s the one always chasin’ after that Penny girl. He’s a good boy, that Leonard. Kinda nerdy, wears them glasses. He’s always tryin’ to make everyone happy, even that Sheldon. He puts up with a lot, that’s for sure. You a Leonard? Always trying to make people happy? He does experiments, yeah, with them, uh, lasers and stuff.
And Penny, bless her heart, she’s a pretty one. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but she’s got a good heart. She used to work at that, uh, Cheesecake Factory, remember that? Always wearin’ them little outfits. Now she’s selling medicine or something. She’s friends with them other girls, Bernadette and Amy. You think you’re a Penny? Maybe you like cheesecake, or you are an actress.
Big Bang Theory quiz? I guess you take one of them quizzes. Just answer some questions, I reckon. They ask you all sorts of silly things. Like what’s your favorite, uh, food or somethin’. Or what kind of, uh, science stuff you like. They try to figure you out that way.
- What’s your favorite food?
- Do you like science?
- Are you a boy or a girl?
- What’s your favorite color?
- Do you like to watch tv shows?
- What is the best Big Bang Theory season?
That Howard, he’s a hoot. Always chasin’ after the ladies. He’s an, uh, astronaut, you know. Went up to space and everything. Married to that little Bernadette. She’s a firecracker, that one. Keeps him in line. He used to live with his mama. Always yellin’ at him. “Howard!” she’d say. “You clean your room!”
And then there’s that Raj. He’s from, uh, India, I think. Couldn’t talk to girls for the longest time. Had to have a drink first. He’s got a little dog, that Cinnamon. Cute little thing. He’s a, uh, what do you call it? A star doctor. Looks at the stars and such. You like stars? Maybe you’re a Raj. He’s a good friend, though. Loyal.
Bernadette, she’s a smart one too. Works with them, uh, germs and such. Makes a lot of money. She’s little, but she’s tough. Got a voice that could cut glass, though. “Howard!” she’ll yell. “You take out the trash!” You might be like her if you are smart and bossy.
Amy, she’s, uh, different. She’s Sheldon’s girlfriend. Well, they’re married now, I reckon. She’s a, uh, brain doctor. Works on brains. She’s kinda awkward, but she’s got a good heart. She and Sheldon, they’re two peas in a pod. They understand each other, I guess. Smart and awkward, maybe you are an Amy.
So, which one are you? Are you a Sheldon, with all your rules and your smarts? Or a Leonard, always tryin’ to please everyone? Maybe a Penny, with your good looks and your kind heart. Or a Howard, with your jokes and your, uh, astronaut stuff. Or a Raj, with your love of stars and your little dog. Or maybe a Bernadette, smart and bossy. Or an Amy, with your brains and your, uh, awkwardness. I guess this Big Bang Theory character quiz will tell you!
I don’t know, it’s all a bunch of hooey if you ask me. But it’s fun, I guess. People like to think they’re like them TV folks. Makes ’em feel special, I reckon. Me? I’m just me. Ain’t nobody like me, that’s for sure. This show is pretty relatable, you know. I mean, except for all that science stuff. I never could understand all that.
Anyway, you go on and take your little quiz. See which one of them Big Bang Theory characters you are. It don’t really matter in the end. Just be yourself, that’s what I always say. Be yourself, and don’t let nobody tell you different. Unless you’re Sheldon, then maybe listen to your mama every once in a while. You don’t want to end up like that, believe me.
