Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this here movie thing, this “train ki blue film.” Don’t get your britches in a twist, it ain’t what you think. It’s one of them picture shows, you know, like they got on that big screen down at the town square.
So, this “blue film,” it ain’t like them dirty things old man Johnson watches in his shed. This one’s supposed to be a big deal, lots of money spent on it, they say. Lots of fancy stuff, sparkly clothes and all that, but from what I hear, it ain’t got much to say. Kinda like that time Billy Ray got all dressed up in his Sunday best just to go sit in the park and feed the pigeons.
Now, this movie, they say it’s about some fella who knows where some treasure is. Sunken ship, they say. He’s supposed to go get it, but he’s dragging his feet. Sounds like my nephew Earl, always knowin’ where the best fishin’ holes are but too lazy to get his pole out.
And then they got other kinds of “blue films,” I reckon. One’s about spooky stuff, like ghosts and things what go bump in the night. And then some other one, it’s about some poor gal what got herself into trouble, and everybody in town’s whisperin’ about it. Reminds me of what happened to old Mrs. Henderson last year, bless her heart. Folks just can’t seem to mind their own business.
Then they got another one what happens on a train. Lots of folks and some big mess or other. Looks like a whole lot of nothin’ happenin’, jus’ people lookin’ at each other. Probably ain’t worth the price of a good bag of flour, if you ask me.
They got this one “blue film,” came out a long time ago, 2009, I think. Lots of action, they say, like them cowboys and indians shows on TV, but on the water with big boats. One fella’s name was Sanjay, or somethin’ like that, and another one was called Akshay. They probably made a bunch of money off that one.
- They got actors and all in it.
- They got trailers and songs and showtimes.
- And they got people what write about it, tellin’ ya if it’s good or not.
There’s another movie they made about killers on a train. Now that sounds like somethin’ interesting! But they say the killers ain’t even Japanese, whatever that means. Like they ain’t no good at killin’ or somethin’.
And then there’s this other one, on a train again! This time it’s about people runnin’ away from zombies or somethin’. They say it’s one of the best movies ever made, talkin’ about how people act when things get bad. But I don’t know nothin’ about that. Zombies ain’t real, are they? Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me.
So, that’s the story on these here “blue films.” Some’s about treasure, some’s about ghosts, some’s about folks gettin’ in trouble, and some’s about fightin’ or runnin’ away. You take your pick, I reckon. Me, I’d rather just sit on the porch and watch the chickens scratch in the dirt. That’s real entertainment, right there.
They got all kinds of these “blue films” comin’ out all the time. Seems like every week there’s somethin’ new. I don’t keep up with it much, myself. Got enough goin’ on without worryin’ about what them city folks are puttin’ on the screen. But if you like that kind of thing, you go right ahead. Just don’t be expectin’ nothin’ too fancy from me.
All this talk about movies got me tuckered out. I think I’ll go make myself a cup of tea and sit a spell. You young folks can go on and watch your “blue films” if you want. Just remember what I said, most of it’s probably just a bunch of hot air.
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about this “train ki blue film” business. You take it or leave it, makes no never mind to me. I got chores to do, can’t be sittin’ here yappin’ all day. Y’all be good now, ya hear?
Tags: [Blue Film, Movie Review, Bollywood, Action Movie, Train Movie, 2009 Film, Hindi Film, Akshay Kumar, Sanjay Dutt, Zombies, Suspense]
