Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about these fellas in the movies, the ones they call “naked male film stars.” I ain’t no expert, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. Folks are always makin’ a fuss about the gals, but these fellas, they’re gettin’ in on the action too, showin’ off their, you know, privates.
Take that young fella, Barry somethin’-or-other, played a fella named Oliver in some movie. Folks were all a-twitter about it, seems like nobody expected him to be doin’ that sort of thing. And then there’s this Tom Pelphrey, showin’ it all in some Netflix thing. A “business mogul” they call him. Hmph, business my foot, more like showin’ off his business, if you catch my drift.
Now, they say it’s a big deal, this “full frontal male nudity.” A “taboo,” they call it. Like it’s somethin’ nobody’s ever seen before. Shoot, I raised four boys, seen plenty of that, thank you very much. But I guess it’s different in the movies. They make a big to-do about it, slow it down, speed it up, try to hide it, then try to show it all. Makes no sense to me.
- One fella, Malcolm somethin’, was naked in a movie a long time ago, somethin’ about an orange. They say they sped up the film so you couldn’t see too much. Well, what’s the point then, I ask ya? Either show it or don’t, none of this hanky-panky.
- Then there’s all these other fellas, big names they are, the Morgan Freemans, the Anthony Hopkinses, the Robert De Niros, the Al Pacinos. Big important actors, and they’re doin’ this naked stuff too. Guess it’s just part of the job now, like wearin’ a funny hat or speakin’ in a different voice.
Seems like them Americans are a bit shy about it, not as used to seein’ fellas naked as some other folks. But they’re catchin’ up, seems like. Movies, TV, it’s everywhere you look. From them funny movies to them serious ones, everybody’s gettin’ naked.
And folks are watchin’, that’s for sure. They got their lists, you know, lists of all the fellas who done showed it all. They got their favorites, their “nude actors” they call ’em. Like it’s some kind of special talent, takin’ your clothes off. Well, I guess it takes all kinds.
They say it’s common now, these “hot and steamy scenes.” Well, I don’t know about “steamy,” seems kinda cold to me, standin’ around naked in front of a bunch of cameras and lights. But I ain’t no actor, so what do I know? Maybe it’s excitin’, maybe it’s just plain silly. All I know is, there’s a whole lotta fellas showin’ off their, you know, and folks are payin’ to see it.
And they use all sorts of words for it too, “full frontal,” “full monty,” makes it sound fancy, like it’s some kinda art. But it’s just a fella, naked as the day he was born. That’s all there is to it. Don’t need no fancy words for it, far as I’m concerned.
So, there ya have it, my two cents on these “naked male film stars.” They’re out there, they’re naked, and they’re makin’ movies. And that’s all she wrote, as they say.
Tags: [male nudity, film stars, naked actors, Hollywood, full frontal, movies, taboo, actors]
