Alright, let’s talk about somethin’ the young folks are all gaga about – them movie fellas showin’ it all. You know, male celebrities frontal nude, like them fancy city folks call it. Don’t ask me why, but seems like a big deal these days.
I heard tell it’s a real taboo thing in that Hollywood place. Like, them fellas ain’t supposed to be showin’ off their, you know, down there. But, bless their hearts, some of ’em do it anyway. Guess they gotta do what they gotta do for them movies, or whatever it is they call ’em.
Now, I ain’t seen none of these pictures myself, mind you. My old eyes ain’t meant for that kinda stuff. But I hear tell there’s whole websites and whatnot dedicated to it. Folks makin’ lists and whatnot, talkin’ about who showed what and when. Can you believe it? This fella Mr. Man, he watches all the TV shows just to find the naked fellas. Sounds like a mighty strange job to me, but hey, to each their own, I always say.
- Some of them actors, they wear, uh, fake things. Like them city women wear them falsies, I guess. Don’t know why they’d do that, but that’s what I heard.
- And some fellas, they just go all natural. Brave souls, I reckon. Or maybe just plain crazy. Who knows?
- Seems like a lotta fuss over somethin’ that, well, most fellas got, right? But I guess that’s what makes it excitin’ for some folks.
They say even them fancy princes and politicians are gettin’ birthdays this year. And that fella, Leonardo somethin’-or-other, he’s turnin’ fifty. Good for him, I say. Live long and prosper, that’s what my grammy used to say. And them young folks, they got their own favorites now. Not the fellas I used to hear about on the radio, no sir. New fellas, with their fancy haircuts and whatnot.
This whole naked fellas thing, it’s been goin’ on for a long time, apparently. Way back when, they had this fella Dean Martin, showin’ it all. And this other fella, Scotty, boxin’ naked. Can you imagine? Sounds like a real ruckus to me.
I guess it’s all part of the show, you know? Like them fancy dances and them loud songs. They do it to get folks talkin’, to get folks watchin’. And seems like it’s workin’, ain’t it? Everybody’s all a-buzz about who’s gonna be the next fella to show it all. It’s a whole different world from when I was young, let me tell ya. Back then, a fella kept his privates private, and that was that. But times change, I guess. And folks change with ’em.
Now, I don’t pretend to understand it all. But if them fellas wanna take their clothes off for the camera, well, that’s their business. Just as long as they ain’t botherin’ nobody, right? That’s what I always say. Live and let live. And if some folks wanna look at naked fellas, well, that’s their business too. It ain’t hurtin’ nobody, as far as I can see.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this whole male celebrities frontal nude business. Probably more than you wanted to know, but that’s just how I am. Once I start talkin’, it’s hard to shut me up. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
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