Alright, so ya wanna know about them fellas showin’ it all on the screen, huh? Them male celeb full frontal things. Well, I ain’t no fancy movie expert, but I seen a thing or two, and I can tell ya what I know. It ain’t always pretty, mind you, but sometimes it’s…interestin’.
Ya know, back in my day, you didn’t see nothin’ like that. Maybe a little bit of skin here and there, but not the whole shebang. Now these young fellas, they ain’t shy, that’s for sure. They strippin’ down for them movies, actin’ all serious-like, even when they’re bare as the day they were born.
I heard tell of this one fella, Barry somethin’-or-other, playin’ a real strange character in a movie called Saltburn. Apparently, he went all out. Folks were talkin’ about it, ya know, whisperin’ and such. Seems like he wasn’t the only one, neither. Lots of ’em doin’ it these days.
- Some of ’em are real famous, winnin’ awards and all.
- Some are funny fellas, makin’ people laugh.
- And some, well, they just want the attention, I reckon.
They got whole websites and things dedicated to this stuff, ya know. Pictures and videos of all these fellas, showin’ off what the good Lord gave ’em. It’s a whole different world now, I tell ya. Used to be you had to sneak a peek at a magazine or somethin’, now it’s all out there for anyone to see.
One fella, Ralph somethin’, he did a scene all naked in a movie called somethin’ about a splash. I ain’t seen it myself, but I heard folks gossiping about it down at the market. They said he was just standin’ there, plain as day. Imagine that! A grown man, standin’ around with nothin’ on, and folks are payin’ to see it!
And then there’s this fella, Matt Bomer. Heard he finally showed it all, after all these years. Folks were real excited about that, apparently. I don’t get it myself, but hey, to each their own, I always say. If they wanna take their clothes off, that’s their business.
But it ain’t always easy for ’em, you know. I read somewhere that some of ’em talk about how it feels, doin’ them scenes. Some say it ain’t no big deal, just part of the job. Others, well, maybe they’re a little more nervous about it. Can’t say I blame ’em. It ain’t natural, standin’ around naked in front of a bunch of strangers and cameras.
For years, it was mostly the gals who were doin’ this kind of thing. Now the fellas are gettin’ in on the act. Seems like they want to be equal or somethin’. Fair enough, I suppose. But I still think it’s a bit much sometimes.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about them male celebs and their full frontal scenes. It’s a crazy world, and people do all sorts of strange things for money and fame. Me, I’m just happy to keep my clothes on, thank you very much. But hey, if that’s what they wanna do, who am I to judge? Just don’t expect me to watch it with ya! This old lady’s seen enough in her lifetime.
And another thing, ya know some fellas do it for “the craft” they say. Like it’s some kinda important art or somethin’. Maybe it is, maybe it ain’t. I reckon it depends on the movie and the fella doin’ the showin’. Sometimes it fits, sometimes it just feels like they’re showin’ off for no good reason. But hey, that’s just my opinion.
At the end of the day, it’s just movies, ya know? Make-believe stories. And sometimes those stories involve people takin’ their clothes off. It ain’t always pretty, and it ain’t always necessary, but it happens. And now you know a little bit about it, straight from the horse’s mouth, so to speak. Though I ain’t no horse, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two.
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