Alright, let’s talk about this “Friday the 13th Jeep” thing. Heard folks chatterin’ about it. Now, I ain’t no movie buff, you know? Don’t go to them picture shows much. But I hear tell there’s this scary fella, Jason, and he’s always causin’ trouble in them “Friday the 13th” movies.
What’s a Jeep gotta do with it? Well, seems like in some of them pictures, there’s a Jeep runnin’ around. Don’t rightly know what kind, folks say it’s a CJ-5, somethin’ like that. Just a car, far as I can tell. Probably gets folks from one place to another, runnin’ from Jason or somethin’.
- Scary movies ain’t my cup of tea. Too much jumpin’ and screamin’. Give me a good story about real people, not some fella in a mask.
- But these Jeeps, they’re tough little things, ain’t they? Seen ’em around town. Farmers use ’em, haul stuff. Guess they’re good for gettin’ away from movie monsters too.
Now, I heard somethin’ about this Jason fella takin’ a trip to Manhattan in one of them movies. Manhattan! That’s a big city, ain’t it? What’s he doin’ there? Probably causin’ more trouble, scarin’ folks. Don’t reckon he drove a Jeep all the way there, though. Traffic’s too bad.
Movies are just stories, you know? Make-believe. But some folks get all riled up about ’em. Talkin’ about this Jeep like it’s somethin’ special. It’s just a car in a movie. Don’t mean nothin’.
This “Friday the 13th” thing, it’s been around a long time, apparently. Lots of movies, TV shows, books. Even games! Imagine that, playin’ games about gettin’ chased by a monster. Kids these days, I tell ya.
What’s the big deal about Friday the 13th anyway? Just another day, far as I’m concerned. Some folks think it’s unlucky. I don’t pay no mind to that stuff. Luck is what you make of it. Work hard, be good to folks, that’s all that matters.
These movies, they try to scare ya, make ya jump. But real life, that’s scary enough sometimes. Worries about money, health, family. Don’t need no movie monster to give me the shivers.
- If you like them scary movies, that’s your business. Just don’t go gettin’ all worked up about a Jeep.
- It’s just a car. A tool. Like a hammer or a shovel. Doesn’t have no magic powers or nothin’.
And this Jason fella, he’s just a character. Somebody made him up. He ain’t real. Can’t hurt ya. Unless you get so scared you trip over your own feet, I suppose.
So, there ya have it. My two cents on this “Friday the 13th Jeep.” Don’t see what all the fuss is about. Just a car in a movie. Ain’t nothin’ to be afraid of. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. Got real-life things to worry about, not some make-believe monster and his Jeep.
Tags: Friday the 13th, Jeep, movies, horror, Jason Voorhees, CJ-5, Manhattan, slasher films
