Listen here, that “Halloween Ends” movie? It’s a whole lotta hogwash. They messed it up real bad, don’t know what they was thinkin’. They went and made it all about some young fella named Corey, forgot all about Michael Myers, the whole reason we watch these things. Left everything hanging from the other movies, didn’t finish nothin’. Just a big ol’ mess.
Folks are sayin’ it’s the worst one yet, and I reckon they’re right. Rotten tomatoes, whatever that is, gave it a bad score. People are mad, and they should be. David Gordon Green, the fella who made it, he tried to do somethin’ different, but it didn’t work. Shoulda stuck to what folks like.
- They made Michael Myers all weak and puny.
- That Corey boy, nobody cares about him.
- Laurie Strode, she didn’t do much of nothin’.
They built it up like it was gonna be this big showdown, Laurie versus Michael, the end of it all. But nope, they gave us some weird story about Corey and made Michael some kinda side character. It ain’t right, I tell ya. Folks wanted to see Michael doin’ his thing, scarin’ the bejeezus outta people, not mopin’ around.
And then, they try to pull a fast one, sayin’ it’s Alyson who’s the real bad one. I was like, “What in tarnation?” Michael Myers, he’s the boogeyman, the one we’re scared of, not some gal on a motorcycle. It just don’t make no sense.
They spent a bunch of money makin’ this thing, but it’s still garbage. People ain’t happy, and they’re sayin’ it’s the worst of the new ones. The story’s all over the place, nothin’ makes sense, and it’s just plain bad. It’s like they didn’t even watch the other movies.
This “Halloween Ends” ain’t no ending, it’s a disaster. They ruined it, plain and simple. Shoulda gave us what we wanted: Michael Myers bein’ scary, Laurie Strode fightin’ back, and a proper ending to the story. But no, they messed it all up with this Corey nonsense and a weak Michael.
I tell ya, it’s a waste of time. Don’t bother watchin’ it. It ain’t scary, it ain’t good, and it sure ain’t no “Halloween” movie. They should be ashamed of themselves for puttin’ out such a mess.
So there you have it, my two cents on this “Halloween Ends” thing. It’s a stinker, and you’re better off watchin’ somethin’ else. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
Tags: Halloween Ends, Michael Myers, Horror Movies, David Gordon Green, Bad Movies
